The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
That's all for now
~Angel~
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